Chapter 589: Give the Succubus Girl a Job Position
Chapter 589: Give the Succubus Girl a Job Position
He paused briefly for just a tiny moment.
"..."
Ah~!
This immediately touched on Lynn’s moral blind spot. In truth, Lynn really wanted to refuse, after all, he was now a lofty executive, and during a mission, undercover at that—there was naturally zero interest in any girls, one hundred percent.
But then Lynn thought it over again, carefully considering.
If he refused, wouldn’t that be somewhat inconsistent with the image of a corrupt bureaucrat he was trying to cultivate?
And inconsistency would raise suspicion, raising suspicion would lead to mission failure, and mission failure would mean his death.
Could he allow that?
Absolutely not!
But Lynn knew he wasn’t really here to enjoy life, not because of a succubus, not because of a girl—he just purely wanted to make his persona seem more well-rounded. And for that, didn’t he need a few pretty female secretaries around?!This reason was perfectly legitimate and needed no explanation.
Lynn glanced sideways and asked, “Are they pretty?”
“Not only pretty, but slutty.”
“Succubus?”
“A real, genuine succubus!”
After confirming the situation, Lynn sighed wistfully as he leaned back in the rocking chair and said seriously:
“Now that you mention it, it seems I really do need a few capable, knowledgeable, and obedient people around to assist with my work. Of course, this is purely for work-related reasons, with no other ulterior motives—do you understand?”
His little brother nodded. “I understand completely!”
“And you also know, employment opportunities here on the Leviathan are somewhat scarce. Whether or not they’re succubi isn’t really the point. The main thing is to provide more job positions for our comrades in the department, so everyone can play to their strengths and advantages. Giving them something to do—do you get that?”
His little brother nodded vigorously. “I get that perfectly!”
“Go handle it!”
“Yes, sir!”
...
A few minutes later.
Lynn, draped in his ornate cloak, sighed as he leaned back in the rocking chair. Cuddled in his left arm was a seductive, almost dripping-with-sensuality succubus elder sister, and in his right arm, a petite succubus younger sister with a small tail and horns, cooing sweetly—one on each side, causing him great distress.
In truth, Lynn hadn’t originally intended to let them snuggle up.
He’d simply told them to show off their talents and handle the work of secretaries.
But who knew—
Once they started “showing off,” this is what happened.
After all, he didn’t understand, and he couldn’t make sense of it.
And even if they did cuddle up, so what? Lynn considered himself a considerate and caring superior to his subordinates. Besides, he was still wearing his thick Plague Doctor robes. Even if there was some physical contact, it could be completely ignored.
After all, speaking closer made things easier to hear, right?
But who would’ve guessed that when they got closer, he discovered that beneath their robes, those two succubus sisters were completely empty—utterly unseemly!
And on top of that, they mysteriously claimed there was nothing empty, even provoking him with defiant words like, “If you don’t believe us, sir, you can come in and check for yourself!” Such an inflammatory taunt.
Could he tolerate that?!
Absolutely not!
If even a superior’s words could be contradicted, without proper suppression, what would happen later?!
So, to uphold his dignity and authority, Lynn could only angrily reach in and check for himself, to thoroughly slap them down and teach them not to casually provoke or deceive their commanding officer!
[Ding! Your Lewdness +10]
[Ding! Your Lewdness +21]
[Ding! Zuo Zuo’s anger toward you +30!]
As for those incomprehensible system notifications ringing in his ears, Lynn naturally couldn’t understand a single word.
After all, everything was for the sake of a more convincing undercover act!
A little sacrifice and humiliation—
Wasn’t that perfectly normal?!
“Reporting, sir! We have strictly followed the list’s requirements and prepared all the supplies. The supervisors were very cooperative and even told us to come more often!”
The Plague Doctor squad leader saluted stiffly.
Behind him, the bruised and swollen-faced factory supervisors, holding their crooked noses and swollen cheeks, bowed and scraped repeatedly, wiping tears as they said, “Yes! Yes! Sir and the brothers, please come often…”
Lynn felt very gratified.
Look!
Now that’s what you call attitude, that’s dedication! This is true professionalism!
If Nightfall City had staff like this, wouldn’t efficiency be multiplied several times over? Shouldn’t such excellent work ethics be widely promoted across all departments?
Lynn spared no praise, giving them his highest commendation.
Then he glanced at the list and casually said, “Are you sure everything’s prepared according to the list?”
“Yes, sir! Not a single item missing! They were just crying poor, but their stocks are plenty!”
Lynn glanced at the ceiling and said, “But something seems off. Are you sure there’s no mistake?”
The Plague Doctor squad leader beside him froze, then took the list, stared at it closely, and read aloud:
“Ghost-Faced Screamers x100, Spider Exoskeleton Individual Mobile Bio-armaments x500… Sir, there really seems to be no issue. We’ve double-checked…”
Lynn glanced sideways and said doubtfully, “Am I seeing things? But that ‘1’ looks like a ‘2’ to me! And how does that ‘5’ resemble a ‘6’? Tsk, I must be getting old; my eyes are failing me. That won’t do, that won’t do.”
All the Plague Doctors were (꒪Д꒪)!!
Zuo Zuo: “(ΩДΩ)!!”
The supervisors: “(;゚Д゚i|!)!!”
An eerie silence fell.
[Ding! Plague Doctor Squad Leader 1’s Affinity toward you +20]
[Ding! Plague Doctor Squad Leader 2’s Affinity toward you +24]
Accompanied by the system notifications suddenly ringing in his ears, the squad leaders around slapped their foreheads, suddenly enlightened, and clapped their hands with a high-pitched:
“Oh—~~!”
Then they slapped their hands heavily, sweating and wincing as they said:
“Damn! Sorry, sir! It was our mistake. We don’t know what happened—our eyes! Ugh, we should really gouge them out and throw them away! Can’t even tell ‘1’ from ‘2’—we might as well die!”
“Sorry, sir! Please forgive us! This is entirely our fault. It’s obviously a 2 and a 6! Look, all of you—tell me if it’s true?!”
Under the horrified (ΩДΩ) gaze of those supervisors, the Plague Doctors each took the list, examined it closely and seriously once more, then all nodded with shame, utterly mortified that they couldn’t tell 1 from 2.
One older Plague Doctor even turned his monocle sternly, magnified it many times, and finally reached the correct conclusion, saying gravely:
“That’s right! It’s a 2 and a 6!”
Zuo Zuo: “0ДQ!!”
Miaomiao: “(。・ω・。) Meow? (Adorable and clueless look)”
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